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The Life & Death of Kristina Herndon
Peter Sellers Enthusiast
Created on 2004-01-04 01:11:05 (#1780820), last updated 2010-01-07
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Basic Info| Name: | Kristina Herndon |
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| Birthdate: | 1985-06-28 |
| Location: | Grand Terrace, California, United States |
| Website: | Myspace |
BioProfile last updated on: December 30th 2009.
Huge fan of Peter Sellers. ♥ Lance Henriksen. In love with Saul Rubinek. Obsession with Heath Ledger's Joker. Video game junkie. Shopaholic. Believes in ghosts and everything paranormal related. Cancer. Addicted to taking photos. A genuinely nice person. Enjoys making people laugh. Poor vocabulary. Naturally sleepy. Hates politics. Loves drinking on the weekends. 420 friendly & enjoys it very much. =) LOVES Grinchie. Usually shy. Believes in everything Lewis Black has to say. Addicted to collecting. Animal lover. Obsessed with LA. Diehard fan of horror movies. Afraid of werewolves. Can't live without the internet. Fanpage whore. Fears driving. In lust with Tim Roth & Jason Lee. Likes polka dots. Loves the color pink. <3 flip flops. Has quite a few blonde moments. Always confused. Easily amused. Plushie whore. Enjoys sitcoms way too much. Gogol Bordello addict. Nintendo Wii/Mario Kart fanatic. Often quotes movies and comedians. Wants to believe.
"Once upon a time, there was Candy and Dan. Things were very hot that year. All the wax was melting in the trees. He would climb balconies, climb everywhere, do anything for her, oh Danny boy. Thousands of birds, the tiniest birds, adorned her hair. Everything was gold. One night the bed caught fire. He was handsome and a very good criminal. We lived on sunlight and chocolate bars. It was the afternoon of extravagant delight. Danny the daredevil. Candy went missing. The days last rays of sunshine cruise like sharks. I want to try it your way this time. You came into my life really fast and I liked it. We squelched in the mud of our joy. I was wet-thighed with surrender. Then there was a gap in things and the whole earth tilted. This is the business. This, is what we're after. With you inside me comes the hatch of death. And perhaps I'll simply never sleep again. The monster in the pool. We are a proper family now with cats and chickens and runner beans. Everywhere I looked. And sometimes I hate you. Friday -- I didn't mean that, mother of the blueness. Angel of the storm. Remember me in my opaqueness. You pointed at the sky, that one called Sirius or dog star, but on here on earth. Fly away sun. Ha ha fucking ha you are so funny Dan. A vase of flowers by the bed. My bare blue knees at dawn. These ruffled sheets and you are gone and I am going to. I broke your head on the back of the bed but the baby he died in the morning. I gave him a name. His name was Thomas. Poor little god. His heart pounds like a voodoo drum." - CANDY.
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Huge fan of Peter Sellers. ♥ Lance Henriksen. In love with Saul Rubinek. Obsession with Heath Ledger's Joker. Video game junkie. Shopaholic. Believes in ghosts and everything paranormal related. Cancer. Addicted to taking photos. A genuinely nice person. Enjoys making people laugh. Poor vocabulary. Naturally sleepy. Hates politics. Loves drinking on the weekends. 420 friendly & enjoys it very much. =) LOVES Grinchie. Usually shy. Believes in everything Lewis Black has to say. Addicted to collecting. Animal lover. Obsessed with LA. Diehard fan of horror movies. Afraid of werewolves. Can't live without the internet. Fanpage whore. Fears driving. In lust with Tim Roth & Jason Lee. Likes polka dots. Loves the color pink. <3 flip flops. Has quite a few blonde moments. Always confused. Easily amused. Plushie whore. Enjoys sitcoms way too much. Gogol Bordello addict. Nintendo Wii/Mario Kart fanatic. Often quotes movies and comedians. Wants to believe.
"Once upon a time, there was Candy and Dan. Things were very hot that year. All the wax was melting in the trees. He would climb balconies, climb everywhere, do anything for her, oh Danny boy. Thousands of birds, the tiniest birds, adorned her hair. Everything was gold. One night the bed caught fire. He was handsome and a very good criminal. We lived on sunlight and chocolate bars. It was the afternoon of extravagant delight. Danny the daredevil. Candy went missing. The days last rays of sunshine cruise like sharks. I want to try it your way this time. You came into my life really fast and I liked it. We squelched in the mud of our joy. I was wet-thighed with surrender. Then there was a gap in things and the whole earth tilted. This is the business. This, is what we're after. With you inside me comes the hatch of death. And perhaps I'll simply never sleep again. The monster in the pool. We are a proper family now with cats and chickens and runner beans. Everywhere I looked. And sometimes I hate you. Friday -- I didn't mean that, mother of the blueness. Angel of the storm. Remember me in my opaqueness. You pointed at the sky, that one called Sirius or dog star, but on here on earth. Fly away sun. Ha ha fucking ha you are so funny Dan. A vase of flowers by the bed. My bare blue knees at dawn. These ruffled sheets and you are gone and I am going to. I broke your head on the back of the bed but the baby he died in the morning. I gave him a name. His name was Thomas. Poor little god. His heart pounds like a voodoo drum." - CANDY.
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Crestmore Elementary School - Bloomington, CA (1990 - 1992)Grand Terrace Elementary School - Grand Terrace, CA (1992 - 1997)
Terrace Hills Middle School - Grand Terrace, CA (1997 - 1999)
Christian Center Academy - Colton, CA (1999 - 2001)
Calvary Chapel Christian High School - Redlands, CA (2001 - 2004)
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